So, I forced Brian to answer Carmen's 8 Questions...And here they are!

1. What were you doing 10 years ago? I was 16 years old, and if we were talking about 10 years from today exactly, I would’ve been sitting on my comfy futon in my bedroom upstairs with all the windows closed, playing Everquest … probably romping around through The dungeons of Solusek Ro. Talk shite and I’ll beat you up.

2. 5-things on my to-do list today. work, lube my back up, eat, lube my back up more, watch tv, lube my back up yet again.

3. What snacks do I enjoy? muscle milk and beef jerky… and if we’re talking candy then I’d say any good chocolate, or skittles.

4. What would I do if I were suddenly a billionaire? I’d buy an entire neighborhood and assign every one of my best friends and family a house. Then I’d open some sort of non profit business that all my friends can work at so they don’t ever have to find their own jobs, and the business would have to donate lots of money to those that need it

5. 3 bad habits:
1. I bite my toenails.
2. I eat way too much in the middle of the night when I’m half awake after being woken up by the slightest noise.
3. Making loud random noises all morning on the weekends (really bugs the wife)

6. 5 places I've lived: Sacramento, CA. Fort Collins, CO. Durango, CO. South Pole, Antarctica. Phoenix, AZ.

7. 5 jobs I've had:
McDonalds was my first job, I was there about a week then quit. Triad Research, a telemarketing place but we didn’t sell stuff we took surveys. Olive Garden busboy. Pita Pit delivery driver. Commercial and residential landscaping. IT/electricians b!tch at the south pole.

8. 5 things people don't know about me:
1- my mind never stops.
2- I wish I was as big as Ronnie Coleman or Jake Cutler (not the quarterback, he’s a douche).
3- I like the smell of a skunk (I’m a sick bastard, what do you want).
4- I hate large groups of people, it makes me nervous and angry.
5- If I could, I would beat up every Emo kid out there… it really bothers me when I’m driving down the road checking out a nice booty only to find it’s some emo boy wearing chick clothes.